She Just Called For His Trim

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[Kayla – sweetly unfazed]  
“Oh! Totally. That’s important, I get that.  
You’ve earned some time to rest and chat.”  
And that’s when the crack in the dam gave way—  
This trim request became her life résumé.

[VERSE 2 – STYLIST – softening mid-rant]  
“I haven’t taken a day in forty years,  
Not since Cheryl stole my shears.  
And my shoulder’s been sore since that perm in '09  
But do they care? Of course not. *I’m fine.*”

“And the moon’s in Capricorn, which means no fades.  
Plus my dreams keep showing me parking braids.  
My dog ran off with my neighbor’s Roomba  
And Brenda *knows* that I hate Stevia.”

[CHORUS – KAYLA vs DILLON DUET]  
Kayla: I just called to help him out, now I’m locked in deep—  
Dillon: Did you ask if she fades or just puts us to sleep?!  
Kayla: She hasn’t taken a day in forty whole years…  
Dillon: Well I haven’t trimmed my neck and it’s touching my ears!

Kayla: She said Brenda stole her favorite brush in ‘09  
Dillon: Why do *you* know that and not a time?!  
Kayla: I think she just needs someone to care.  
Dillon: I need someone to cut my hair!

[VERSE 3 – ESCAPE ATTEMPT DENIED]  
Kayla: “Well I’ll let you go, I know you need—”  
Stylist: “WAIT! Did I tell you about my cousin Reed?  
He’s legally banned from three Whole Foods stores…  
And once tried to marry a glass sliding door.”

Kayla: “Oh wow, that’s wild… I really should—”  
Stylist: “Also I had a dream I *was* a haircut, stood  
On a mountain made of flat irons and shame…  
Do you think that means I *am* the hair game?”

Kayla: “…Maybe! Or like… your calling?”  
Stylist: “Omg, you *get it.* You’re healing. I’m bawling.”

[BRIDGE]  
Kayla: “Well… that’s… a lot. You’re doing amazing.  
Maybe next week? Just some light shaving?”  
Stylist: “Babe, you’re so sweet. No one listens like you.  
Do you… do you want to grab tofu fondue?”

[OUTRO – DILLON, OFFSCREEN]  
Dillon: “So… did we book it?”  
Kayla: “She’s texting me astrology memes now.”

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[VERSE 1 – KAYLA] Kayla called the salon around half past two Said, “Hey just wondering if you’ve got time soon” But the voice on the line snapped fast and grim: “I’m not in the shop. I took a *mental health* day, Kim.” [Kayla – sweetly unfazed] “Oh! Totally. That’s important, I get that. You’ve earned some time to rest and chat.” And that’s when the crack in the dam gave way— This trim request became her life résumé. [VERSE 2 – STYLIST – softening mid-rant] “I haven’t taken a day in forty years, Not since Cheryl stole my shears. And my shoulder’s been sore since that perm in '09 But do they care? Of course not. *I’m fine.*” “And the moon’s in Capricorn, which means no fades. Plus my dreams keep showing me parking braids. My dog ran off with my neighbor’s Roomba And Brenda *knows* that I hate Stevia.” [CHORUS – KAYLA vs DILLON DUET] Kayla: I just called to help him out, now I’m locked in deep— Dillon: Did you ask if she fades or just puts us to sleep?! Kayla: She hasn’t taken a day in forty whole years… Dillon: Well I haven’t trimmed my neck and it’s touching my ears! Kayla: She said Brenda stole her favorite brush in ‘09 Dillon: Why do *you* know that and not a time?! Kayla: I think she just needs someone to care. Dillon: I need someone to cut my hair! [VERSE 3 – ESCAPE ATTEMPT DENIED] Kayla: “Well I’ll let you go, I know you need—” Stylist: “WAIT! Did I tell you about my cousin Reed? He’s legally banned from three Whole Foods stores… And once tried to marry a glass sliding door.” Kayla: “Oh wow, that’s wild… I really should—” Stylist: “Also I had a dream I *was* a haircut, stood On a mountain made of flat irons and shame… Do you think that means I *am* the hair game?” Kayla: “…Maybe! Or like… your calling?” Stylist: “Omg, you *get it.* You’re healing. I’m bawling.” [BRIDGE] Kayla: “Well… that’s… a lot. You’re doing amazing. Maybe next week? Just some light shaving?” Stylist: “Babe, you’re so sweet. No one listens like you. Do you… do you want to grab tofu fondue?” [OUTRO – DILLON, OFFSCREEN] Dillon: “So… did we book it?” Kayla: “She’s texting me astrology memes now.”

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