Domestic Surveillance - Midnight Fridge

[Intro] Mmm-mmm... 3:40 AM. [Verse 1] The kitchen floor was cold, And no one could save me from the light. It's strange what a Cheddar block Will make a hungry man do in the night. I never dreamed that I'd eat the whole cake, I never dreamed that I'd make this mistake. [Chorus] No-o-o, I don't wanna break my fa-a-ast! No-o-o, I don't wanna break my fa-a-ast... With you. (With melted cheese). [Verse 2] What a wicked thing to leave on the top shelf, To make me come and hate myself. What a wicked joke to leave the mayo there, Watching me standing in my underwear. [Bridge] I told myself: just a glass of water. That was four slices of salami ago. The mustard knows. The mustard always knows. [Chorus] No-o-o, I don't wanna break my fa-a-ast! No-o-o, I don't wanna break my fa-a-ast... With you... [Outro] Nobody loves you... like the midnight ham.