FAKE NEWS Pop Rock / Satirical / Upbeat – Approx. 3 minutes [Intro – Spoken, News Reporter] Breaking news! Breaking news! You won't believe what happened today! But don't ask questions... Just believe what we say! [Verse 1] A flying cow was seen in Spain, A millionaire bought himself some rain. A man on Mars just called his wife, Said, "Honey, I've found a better life!" The Eiffel Tower moved to Rome, A talking dog just bought a home. A famous chef invented air, And sold it for a millionaires' fare! [Pre-Chorus] Everybody's talking, nobody knows, The bigger the story, the faster it grows. One little whisper, a thousand views, Welcome to the world of crazy news! [Chorus] Fake news, fake news, who's fooling who? Everything's a headline, nothing is true! Fake news, fake news, all over town, Turn the whole world upside down! Click it, share it, pass it around, Another crazy story has just been found! [Verse 2] The president of the moon resigned, Said, "Earth is getting out of line!" A billionaire bought the ocean blue, And charged the fish for swimming through! A train arrived before it left, The driver said, "I'm simply the best!" A politician promised free sunshine, But only between eight and nine! [Pre-Chorus] The cameras roll, the anchors smile, Another sensation every mile. Nobody checks, nobody cares, As long as the story gets a million shares! [Chorus] Fake news, fake news, who's fooling who? Everything's a headline, nothing is true! Fake news, fake news, all over town, Turn the whole world upside down! Click it, share it, pass it around, Another crazy story has just been found! [Bridge – Spoken / Rhythmic] Attention, attention! We interrupt this show! A snowman won the lottery In Mexico! A chicken crossed the highway, Now it's breaking news! The whole world wants to know What kind of shoes it used! [Final Chorus – Big Energy] Fake news, fake news, who's fooling who? They'll sell you any story if you want them to! Fake news, fake news, open your eyes, There's a little bit of fiction in a thousand lies! Fake news, fake news, stop and think, Don't believe everything you see in ink! Laugh a little, question more, There's another crazy headline knocking at your door! [Outro – Spoken, Music Fading] Breaking news! The world has finally learned the truth... (Pause) Oh, sorry... That was fake news too! [End – Big Band Hit]
