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The Average Fella

[Verse] I met him in the Ozarks The type who'd do ya no harm A very Very nice man He wore his hair in a mullet He looked as though he'd done it With some kind of farm animal [Verse] I met him in the honky tonk His right leg it did not work A very Very nice man He wore a scuffed old leather boot To compliment his birthday suit And the bird's nest in his hand [Chorus] Ooh ooh I think I like him Ooh ooh I think I love him [Verse] I met him in the Ozarks He was built like a cow barn A very Very strong man He had muscles made of steel His six pack was the real deal It was made out of Budweiser cans [Verse] I met him in the Ozarks He brought me round to his farm To meet his mom and his ex-wife I got a very big surprise When I looked into his eyes And he asked me to be his wife [Chorus] Ooh ooh I think I like him Ooh ooh I think I love him Ooh ooh I think I like him Ooh ooh I think I love him