I’m good. That’s odd. I slept. Kind of. My head hurts. Anyway. Why does Wednesday sound longer than Monday is it the letters Wednesday has too many letters not as many as queue though why is “queue” four letters waiting behind Q U, E, U, E they’re literally standing in line huh that’s good anyway— what was I thinking about before that I had something it was right there don’t look for it now I’m looking for it wait, tomatoes are fruit so ketchup— no leave that alone why did I remember that thing I forgot I remembered and now I’m remembering that I forgot it which feels unnecessary who asked for this guess my brain did— Oh. Headache. Mm. I’m fine. I ate something. Eventually. Checked the time. Bad idea. It moved. Rude. Okay but if I sleep now when do I wake up if I wake up late then tonight gets weird then tomorrow gets weird actually tomorrow can deal with itself why am I thinking about that guy I met him once long enough to notice his teeth nice guy, weird shirt, good teeth did he move, get married, buy a plant, who cares guess I care now, next— how many grapes make it a serving who decides that is there a grape person do they have a clipboard why am I giving them a clipboard my phone knew what I meant earlier I didn’t know what I meant how did it know if I close my eyes does that count as resting or am I just lying there doing unpaid thinking do I invoice myself where would I send it paper birthday card cake do penguins eat cake wait penguins have knees obviously they have knees birds have knees do chickens have elbows that’s not— hang on don’t check I’ll check I checked why am I reading this why did I open another one head hurts brain’s having a fantastic day guess we’re doing bird anatomy now great what was the question there was a question never mind— Hm. Useful. Might sleep tonight. We’ll see. Tired now? … Nope.
