Coomerchu Fux

[Intro] [distorted bass riff, tight drum beat, record scratch] [Verse 1] [aggressive male vocals] Born from a stain in yo mommas drawers Hes a cummy blob with a love for whores Hes a sticky load with a mischievous grin coomerchu's here, let the games begin [Chorus] coomerchu, coomerchu, dafuck are you? You're slimy, shiny, and you smell like glue coomerchu, coomerchu, he's made of splooge Catch him quick before he puts a load in you [Verse 2] He oozes left, he oozes right He sneaks in your room in the dead of night He's not electric, he's not grass But he's horny as hell and he's coming for that ass [Bridge] Drip, drip, skeet skeet coomerchu demands to see them feet [Chorus] coomerchu, coomerchu, dafuck are you? You're slimy, shiny, and you smell like glue coomerchu, coomerchu, he's made of splooge Catch him quick before he puts a load in you [Outro] Trainers can scream, trainers can run But coomerchu's still tearin up dat bum It's not okay, it kind of sucks But either way, coomerchu fucks [bass solo, drum fill, final synth zap]