[Verse 1] We fight all day we fight all night Never stop till we prove our might Crawling dungeons and eating things Watch out for what happens One cuts balls and thinks it's fun One makes friends with everyone One would kiss an archmage's feet One would kiss a bugbear like a dog in heat Goblins and bugbears beware [Chorus] Nothing is ever what it seems Nat 20 and everyone screams We're a wild and foolish team Don't drink that you might turn green But no matter what we will survive Bad ideas and still we thrive Roll the dice don't look down Don't look down Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Nat 20 nat 20 I pray to God nat 20 Oh no it's a nat 1 [Verse 2] We're not dumb we will not die We'll keep on going till we die But we might dance in a goblin's den And sing I want it that way [Chorus] But no matter what we will survive Bad ideas in every town Roll the dice and don't look down Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Thank God it's a 21 [Bridge] The dragon girls hates the dragon The sorcerer falls off the wagon The thief says hi would you come with me Holy shit it's a fairy Gerko where are you But no matter what we will survive Bad ideas but still we thrive Roll the dice and don't look down Don't look down [Chorus] Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 What the heck it's a 7 again [Outro] Bun-B be careful where you swing that mace Please I beg you don't you hit my face Watch that dagger not my eye Don't you dare cut off my balls Please don't hurt that hyena please Too late it's a smithereens But no matter what we will survive Bad ideas but still we thrive Roll the dice and don't look down Don't look down Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Oh my God it's a nat 20 Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Nat 20 nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20 Come on roll the dice nat 20
