[Intro - swampy guitar riff, loose drums, slide guitar] [Verse 1] He don't know my name, I don't know his That's the way the internet is Everybody's nobody, nobody's known And yet, accusations flying like he’s throwing a stone He mixes profanity with another curse He says, "You're a fool," someone responds, "You're worse" I know that he's baiting, I know the score But I start one word... then I type four more [Chorus] Don't feed the trolls, he’s just a troll Don't take the bait, don't lose control He'll chew your reply and swallow you whole 'Cause nothing feeds a troll like an angry soul [Verse 2] He'll twist every word, he'll duck when you strike He don't want the truth, he’ll simply drop the mike He'll poke at a wound just to watch you bleed Then sit back laughing - that’s all he need I could block him out, I can walk away But he'll make another comment the very next day He's got all night and he's got no shame And the more I care, the more I play his game [Chorus] Don't feed the trolls, he’s just a troll Don't take the bait, don't lose control He'll chew your words and swallow you whole 'Cause nothing feeds a troll like an anxious soul [Bridge - half-time, vocal and guitar call-and-response] Oh-oh-oh-oh Troll, Oh-oh-oh-oh Troll, “Nobody wants to look you in the face” Everybody's righteous, everybody's right Look out! There’s a catfish in the pond tonight [Breakdown - instrumental, dirty guitar riff] [Verse 3] I said, "You're a troll," as I watched him bite Sent another comment, just for spite He came back swinging, I swung back too And somewhere along the way, I turned Troll 2 I wanted to win, I wanted the last word I wanted to make sure my argument was heard And the devil on my shoulder had a killing reply He whispered, "Keep feeding me, please don’t let me die..." [Final Chorus - bigger, rougher] Don't feed the trolls, he’s just a troll Don't take the bait, don't lose control He'll chew your mind and swallow you whole 'Cause nothing feeds a troll - like an asshole He threw his hook and I took the bait I took his bait - and I threw it back straight [Outro - slow, weary] So I'm sorry, Troll, for what I put you through You came here to fight, and I became you No more stones from behind my screen When we’re Internet Trolls, nobody win -------------- Internet Trolls [EuroRev AfterGlow + NDC Swamp Rock] Copyright © 2026 JAG for NDC Weekly challenge Genre: 🎸 Swamp Rock Theme: 🧌 Trolls + EUROREVISION: AFTERGLOW 2026 This song is inspired by an exchange in the EuroReVision chat some time ago. Relighting that fire as a Swamp Rock Blues. --------------
