Santa has to lose weight to fly this sleigh this year, Rudolph and his bright nose has left santa all alone, so what we need is a backup plan, To fly this sleigh another way, So what should we do, Maybe the Elves could manage With rudolph's help!!! (chorus) Well people are not too happy, Santa ate too much this year, And he drank way too much Beer, The elves say now we got to get presents, For everyone out there, Now the elves are loading the sleigh, As soon as they find a driver , they will be on their way, they been working a lot of overtime this year, They had a big meeting, About who can drive the sleigh, They found one over there by the cross, Oh boy, this should be good.It is Mrs claus!!!!! (verse2) eggnog eggnog It was spiked and everyone who drank it is drunk, They are as drunk as a skunk , their head is in the fog, But somebody has to save christmas, She has no clue about the route, They finally got the reindeer hooked up and got this way off of the ground, We can only hope that she'll be found , And land the sleigh safely back on the ground,, (chorus) (verse3) Well , santa is wanna diet for next year, He needs a membership to planetc fitness, To get back into Shape, Mrs claus made it back home Safe, Thanks. To all the reindeer in the one with the big , bright nose, Oh my how it glows, Hopefully , santa will be right next year and he'll be flying this sleigh with his reindeer, And mrs claus can stay home and be warm!!! (chorus) That's all folks come back next year.Hopefully Santa and aint drinking, no beer And he can fly the sleigh, So ho, ho, ho, Merry christmas to all, May it be joyful And bright for twenty twenty five.