[Intro - massive fuzz riff] [Verse 1] Strapped on the Selig, felt the power surge Health bar pinned where the red won't merge They hit me with everything hell can throw I just spin a little faster — watch the lifesteal grow [Chorus] I am IMMORTAL — I am the wheel Bar stays full, baby, I don't kneel Round and round till the server's done Greg don't stop till the season's won (I-MMOR-TAL!) [Verse 2] Boss winds up his one big hit I am already spinning out of it You can't kill a man who's a hurricane I'm a buff little cyclone with a mustache and a brain [Chorus] I am IMMORTAL — I am the wheel Bar stays full, baby, I don't kneel Round and round till the server's done Greg don't stop till the season's won (I-MMOR-TAL!) [Bridge - grinding, slow] Tried to log him off — he kept spinning in the lobby Tried to close the game — it's not a job now, it's a hobby The dishes pile up, the sun comes up, the coffee's gone cold And Greg... just... spins... (forever and ever) [Outro] Immortal. Immortal. Somebody please tell Greg the fight is over. ...He won't stop. He can't stop. [End]
