====================== This is song is a f-ed up fictional song that is still PG, I think... I hope... It won't win any prices, but you can say one thing: IT HAS BASS and it's pretty damn original! lol ====================== [bass, like a lot of it] Boopity-bap-bap [verse][rapping][bass, only one note] Woke up at three, at some noodle thing Got this party to go to, gotta be king take my best purple suit and zebura sling 7 golden chains and twelve golden rings. [bass, only one note, but louder] Tuck the labels away shit costs WAY to much. Stuff one, two, three rolled up socks in my crotch. Steal my best friends jag, cause I gotta show That even though I'm bald I'm still ready to go! [Some more bass notes] [pre-chorus][singing oddly][weird cadence] The night is great, I'm only.... kinda drunk, Smoothtalker, ain't I? (oops) adjust my junk (kinda itchy...) [Scratch] [just turn this into a piano ballad thing] [chorus][singing][weird] I'll take the lady to the left, Maybe the one over there. OH! that one too! The one with that hair Come look at me ladies Come and watch me dance Come look at me ladies I got some tight tight pants [bass] [bass but exploded] [handplayed bass] [hook] Let's creep it up Creep it up (Creep it up) You c-c-c-creepy dude Let's creep it up Creep it up (Creep it up) You c-c-c-creepy dude [some scratchy bass] [only the best solo in suno history] [Go insane on that casio, bro] [fuck that casio bass up] [asynchronous off-beat helter, insane bass] [boom boom bass] [bass][verse][rapping][sarcastic, oddball weird][weirdo][high vocals] what kinda party is this, hardly alcohol here luckily I brought vodka and a couple a beers Why is everyone starin, quit starin at me Take a bite out this cake, that's shaped like a three Just gonna keep dancing, cause this beat it's tight. Why's my mom here, that just ain't right. I keep drinking, does anybody here have blow? There are way to many people here I know. [happy pop sarcasm anthem] [pre-chorus][singing oddly][weird cadence] The night is great, (I think) I'm only.... kinda drunk, Smoothtalker, ain't I? (oops) adjust my junk [chorus][disco bass] I'll take the lady to the left, Maybe the one over there. (Aunt Claire?) OH! that one too! The one with that hair (You're brother's wife?) Come look at me ladies Come and watch me dance Come look at me ladies I got some tight tight pants [spoken] So that's why I'm no longer allowed to come to family functions... [return to doing a solo that is like crayons somehow]