[Intro] Yo… turn the lights on— Wait… somebody seen Maldo? …nah? Damn. ⸻ [Chorus] Where’s Maldo? (Ayy!) Check the block, check the condo— (Yeah!) He was here, now he’s gone though, Peek-a-boo, he a John Doe! Where’s Maldo? (What?) Lost his phone, lost his car note— (Skrrt!) One minute he the bravado, Next minute, poof! No Maldo. ⸻ [Verse 1] Maldo said he’d pull up at seven, It’s midnight now, we prayin’ to heaven. GPS can’t even track his soul, Last ping put him deep in a pothole. He left his drink, shoes, keys, and coat, Neighbors swear they just saw him float. We checked the fridge, he ain’t by the cheese, Maldo vanished like Houdini on leave. ⸻ [Chorus] Where’s Maldo? (Bruh!) Check the alley, check the bodega— (Huh?) He might be chillin’ in Waffle House, Or duct taped up in a Winnebago. Where’s Maldo? (Damn!) One second flexin’ bravado— (Woo!) Next thing, gone like Waldo, Somebody please find Maldo. ⸻ [Verse 2] Maybe he’s hiding from child support, Or maybe he’s stuck at the airport. Could be he joined the Marines on a dare, Or maybe he’s bald now and growing chest hair. Some say aliens snatched him quick, Others say he ran off with Rick. Either way, it’s a Netflix plot, “Unsolved Mysteries: Maldo or Not?” ⸻ [Bridge] Call the cops? They laughed too hard. Checked the church, he ain’t in the yard. Even his mom said, “Boy, he wild, Last I saw him, he was freestylin’ a mile.” ⸻ [Chorus] Where’s Maldo? (Hey!) Check the block, check the condo— (What?) He was here, now he’s gone though, Peek-a-boo, he a John Doe! Where’s Maldo? (Uh!) Lost his phone, lost his car note— (Skrrt!) One minute he the bravado, Next minute, poof! No Maldo. ⸻ [Outro] If you see Maldo, tell him call home, He left his socks and his student loan. Until then we gon’ chant this loud though… WHERE’S MALDO?!
