[INTRO - MALE VOCALS - SPOKEN] Once upon a fucking time... A little girl named Goldilocks got lost in the woods. She found a house. Three bowls. Three chairs. Three beds. And three devils who were about to teach her why curiosity is a fucking curse. hahahahahah.... dj devil death.... [VERSE 1] Goldilocks walked through the forest alone, Moonlight hanging like a noose from the trees. She found a crooked little house with the front door open, like something inside was begging her to enter. She stepped inside. Three bowls on the table. Steam rising from one. Ice covering another. The third one looked... just right. She tasted Papa Devil's bowl. "Too fucking hot." She tasted Mama Devil's. "Too damn cold." Then she tasted Baby Devil's. "Just right." She smiled... and ate every fucking bite. From upstairs came a laugh. "Who's eating my food?" [CHORUS] Goldilocks, you should've turned around. You walked into Hell without hearing a sound. Too hot, too cold, just right... Now three devils know your name tonight. Goldilocks, you better run... Because when the devils come home, the nightmare's begun. [VERSE 2] Three chairs beside the fireplace, old and covered in dust. Papa Devil's chair— "Too fucking hard." Mama Devil's chair— "Too damn soft." Baby Devil's chair— "Just right." She sat down... CRACK! The chair broke beneath her. The house went silent. Then three voices whispered: "Someone broke my chair." "Someone ate my food." "Someone's been inside." Goldilocks froze. Then the front door slammed. [VERSE 3] Papa Devil walked through the door, horns scraping against the frame. Mama Devil followed, smiling when she heard her name. Then Baby Devil came in last, dragging his little chair behind. He looked at the empty bowl. Then looked toward the bedroom. And smiled. "She's hiding." Goldilocks ran upstairs. Three beds. Papa's— "Too fucking hard." Mama's— "Too damn soft." Baby's— "Just right." She crawled underneath the blankets and held her breath. The bedroom door slowly opened. Footsteps. One... Two... Three... Papa Devil spoke: "Someone ate my food." Mama Devil: "Someone broke my chair." Baby Devil whispered: "Someone's sleeping in my bed." [CHORUS] Goldilocks, you should've turned around. You walked into Hell without hearing a sound. Too hot, too cold, just right... Now three devils know your name tonight. Goldilocks, you better run... Because when the devils come home, the nightmare's begun. [BRIDGE - SPOKEN] Baby Devil pulled back the blanket. Goldilocks screamed. "Please don't hurt me!" Papa Devil laughed. Mama Devil smiled. Baby Devil climbed onto the bed. "Hurt you?" He tilted his head. "No." "We're keeping you." Goldilocks stopped breathing. Baby Devil whispered: "You ate my food." "You broke my chair." "You slept in my bed." "Now you're part of the family." [VERSE 4] They locked every door. They boarded every window. Goldilocks tried to escape, but every road led back. Every time she reached the forest, the house appeared again. Every night at midnight, three bowls appeared. One steaming hot. One frozen cold. One... just right. And every morning Baby Devil would ask: "Which one do you want?" Goldilocks stopped answering. She already knew. [FINAL CHORUS] Goldilocks, you're never leaving now. Three devils smiling as they take their final bow. Too hot, too cold, just right... Welcome to the house where nobody sees daylight. Goldilocks, close your eyes... Sweet dreams, little sinner. You're one of us tonight. [OUTRO - WHISPERED] And they all lived happily ever after... Papa Devil. Mama Devil. Baby Devil. And Goldilocks. Well... Goldilocks didn't exactly live happily. But she did learn one thing. Never walk into a strange house when three devils live inside. Especially... when Baby Devil says... "Try my bowl." [EVIL LAUGH] Sweet dreams, bitch.
