Wolf Howl Song (AahWOOOOOoooooo!)

[wolf howl] AahWOOOOOOOoooooo! [guitar strut] [wolf howl] AahWOOOOOOOoooooo! [percussion break] Woof! Woof! WOOF! [guitar strut] [wolf howl] AahWOOOOOOOoooooo! [louche spoken word] Hey Baby, I'm your... wolf! but I'm not bad... why I'm a cuddle-puppy at heart. I'll roll on my back, and let you rub my belly. [louche spoken word] I know you heard that I would blow your house down What does that story even mean? Invest in property? A brick house is sturdier than a pile of sticks...? Who lives in straw...? I just don't see the point. [wolf howl] AahWOOOOOOOoooooo! [guitar strut] [wolf howl] AahWOOOOOOOoooooo! [percussion break] Woof! Woof! WOOF! [guitar strut] [wolf howl] AahWOOOOOOOoooooo! [louche spoken word] now what about that Little Red girl? That story is a mess! How about we stop shaming women for how they dress? [indignant spoken word] If I was gonna eat her Why not in the forest when no one was around? Juice morsel right in front of me But I go to Grandmas for a bony old appetizer? [indignant spoken word] And then puttin on her clothes? Who WROTE this? You people have some WEIRD hang-ups. maybe get some therapy Stop projecting your issues. I'm a wolf! Not your boogieman. Just misunderstood Why can't we, get along? [wolf howl] AhhWOOOOoooooo! Woof! WOOF-woof! I'm a cuddle-puppy at heart. that's the end of my song! [wolf howl] AhhWOOOOoooooo! [end]