(instrumental) (Soaring down the slopes he comes) (Speedy and fast he flies) Silky and smooth he rides Streamlined and skimming the snow The great mountain challenges his power (Ooooohhhh skiiieeerrrrrrr beaverrrrrrr) (King of the slopes) (Ooooohhhh skiiieeerrrrrr beaverrrrrr) (Make it to the finish line) (Instrumental) Oooooooh he is so cute Oooooooh let me pet him Oooooooh god damn hes gonna hit a tree (Instrumental) (Ooooohhhh skiiieeerrrrrrr beaverrrrrrr) (King of the slopes) (Ooooohhhh skiiieeerrrrrr beaverrrrrr) (Make it to the finish line) (Please God dammit you cute thing!!!!!!!) (Get to the finish line and rule the slopes) (Instrumental) Pushing to the end he sees the cheering crowds Raising his paw to acknowledge them Faceplanting the snow His shades go flying As he starts crying Oooooooh poor beaverrrrrr Come get a hugggggg You made it this far So il chuck you over the finish line (Outro)
