Happy Must Die [Nordic Discord Challenge]

Happy! Happy! Happy! People! Must! Die! Everywhere I go — smiling faces on parade! Chipper little zombies with their sunshine grade-A! Holding hands, making plans, brunch pics in a bunch — I’m over here deciding who to fantasy-punch! “Live, Laugh, Love” stuck crooked on your wall — That’s a three-word cry for help; I hate it all! 6 AM jogger with that sparkle in his eye? This curb is dedicated to him in my mind! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Shut the hell up! Happy people must die! Must die! Wanna know why? Tell you why! Happy people must die! Must die! They’re wreckin’ my vibe and I don’t know why! Yeah, I’m toxic! Yeah, I’m wrong! But you’re still whistlin’ that chirpy little song! “Good vibes only” — stick it south! The slogan’s weak as your yoga mouth! Smoothie pics and detox talk — Hope your chakras catch cartoon pox! Manifesting your new Ford ride? Living is a chore and I’ve already tried! Optimism is a social disease! Spread by people on their perky knees! Take your sunshine — cram it up there — Where the sun don’t shine, I. Don’t. Care! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Go to hell! Happy people must die! Must die! Wanna know why? Tell you why! Happy people must die! Must die! Ruining my day — that’s why they “pay the price”! Life gave me lemons... I threw them back! With a vinegar track! For everyone who says "just cheer up" — Shut up! Shut up! Shut your fucking face! Happy! Happy! Happy! People! Must! Die! Happy! Happy! Happy! Die! Die! Die! Happy…