[Verse 1] Spilled my coffee on my one clean shorts Late for work Then they cut my hours Phone screen cracks while I read the news Guess the storm just found more showers [Build, Hook] The universe loves me (the universe loves me) Oh it loves me a lot The universe loves me (the universe loves me) …not Raise a glass to disaster 'Cause it just won’t stop The universe loves me (the universe loves me) …not (hey!) [Chorus] The universe loves me… (The universe loves me… ) ...not!!! Hits me right in the same old spot Every time I say “this has to be the bottom” It digs me a new rock bottom Yeah... (Yeah...) The universe loves me… (The universe loves me… ) ...not!!! (keep kicking, keep kicking) Guess I’m tougher than I thought [Verse 2] Best friend moved Said “it’s only an hour” Calendar says we’re six months gone Car breaks down by a wedding chapel Watch strangers kiss while I call a tow [Build, Hook] The universe loves me (the universe loves me) Oh it loves me a lot The universe loves me (the universe loves me) …not Raise a glass to disaster 'Cause it just won’t stop The universe loves me (the universe loves me) …not (hey!) [Chorus] The universe loves me… (The universe loves me… ) ...not!!! Hits me right in the same old spot Every time I say “this has to be the bottom” It digs me a new rock bottom Yeah... (Yeah...) The universe loves me… (The universe loves me… ) ...not!!! [Bridge] Maybe this is all a bad punchline Some bored god killing time But I’m still here in the fallout Laughing ‘til the lights burn out [Chorus] The universe loves me… (The universe loves me… ) ...not!!! Hits me right in the same old spot Every time I say “this has to be the bottom” It digs me a new rock bottom Yeah... (Yeah...) The universe loves me… (The universe loves me… ) ...not
