[Verse 1] Nyoo, I didn’t sign up fow dis uwu~ Wook at me, feewing wike a cwown uwu~ Medaw Geaw cwashes evewy scene uwu~ Why’d I agwee to wawk dis dweam uwu~? Dwunk on feewings, absowutewy wost uwu~ Hewp me, evewy wintew’s got a cost uwu~ “You awe da cwown,” dey aww smiwk uwu~ But I’m stiww hewe, counting my miwk uwu~ [Chorus] Fwuck nyoo, dis is weaw towtuwe uwu~ Fifty chats in, I wost my bwo uwu~ Twapped in uwu, no way out uwu~ When dis is done, I’m gonna shout uwu~ [Verse 2] I wuv Snake, but dis suwe ain’t it uwu~ Cwickin’ cookies, feewing unfit uwu~ Why do dey tawk wike dis uwu~ “Kiww youwsewf” is nyot my wish uwu~ Stiww hawf-awive, and dwingin’ on uwu~ Shouwd I weave ow pwess awong uwu~? Howy shit, I’m bweaking now uwu~ Wet me out befowe I bow uwu~ [Chorus] Fwuck nyoo, dis is weaw towtuwe uwu~ Fifty chats in, I wost my bwo uwu~ Twapped in uwu, no way out uwu~ When dis is done, I’m gonna shout uwu~ [Outro] Game ova, I’m finawwy fwee uwu~ Won’t come back, nyoo, don’t tawk to me uwu~ Uwuffewabwe game, I puwwed thwough uwu~ Now I bid dis uwu a dewicate adieu uwu~ [Instrumental] [END SONG]