You Will Not Break Me (Homage to Dungeon Crawler Carl)

Fast rapping and rock anthem, Follow in line vocal directions, 300 BPM

(all quotes by Matt Dinniman)

“You’re not going to break me."
"You might hurt me, or kill me,
but you’re not going to break me.”

“The fact that you’re reading this suggests you’re the luckiest fucker in the dungeon.”

“We are in a dungeon filled with killer cockroaches and drug-dealing llamas.  Some imbecile with a gun doesn’t scare me,”

“...the worst kind of a bully. A bully with an audience.”

“It took the literal end of the world to finally give me a full night’s rest.”

“If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.”

“You will not break me.”

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!"

“New achievement!"

"I AM YELLING, CARL!”

“Goddammit Donut!”

“That cat did not give two shits about anybody or anything, and I can respect that."

“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”

“Reward: Bitches don’t get rewards.”

“You were thinking about catnapping me.”

“Glurp on that, motherfucker,”

“Never trust someone unless you know what they’re getting out of it.”

“Reward: I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.”

“New achievement! Pedophilia! You’ve used your bare feet to crush and kill an opponent!  Hey! That’s my fetish! Seriously. Keep doing it”

“Enchanted Toe Ring of the Splatter Skunk. A toe ring? A goddamned toe ring? I needed shoes, damnit! Not a toe ring!”

["You better buck up, get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess.”

“Shit. Keep them away! I need to make a goddamned smoothie!”

“Yours isn’t nearly that big. Or oily looking. And it doesn’t have that hat thing.”

“New achievement!"

“You’ve been hit on twice now. Once by a meth-addled goblin shaman and once by Abraham Lincoln’s grandmother. I can’t wait to see who you attract next. Five gold coins says it’s some sort of bog witch with a beard.”

“...a meatball with two legs and a mohawk called a Tummy Acher.”

“Your creature crapped in my mother’s ashes,”

“I once watched a cocker spaniel lick her own butthole for thirty minutes straight. That was more insightful than that question.”

“He rushed up and chomped her directly on the nose.”

“There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege.”

“Help me loot all this crap.”

“New achievement! Boss Babe.”

"Fuck off Zev"

"Reward? Your Mom.”

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(all quotes by Matt Dinniman) “You’re not going to break me." "You might hurt me, or kill me, but you’re not going to break me.” “The fact that you’re reading this suggests you’re the luckiest fucker in the dungeon.” “We are in a dungeon filled with killer cockroaches and drug-dealing llamas. Some imbecile with a gun doesn’t scare me,” “...the worst kind of a bully. A bully with an audience.” “It took the literal end of the world to finally give me a full night’s rest.” “If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.” “You will not break me.” "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!" “New achievement!" "I AM YELLING, CARL!” “Goddammit Donut!” “That cat did not give two shits about anybody or anything, and I can respect that." “Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?” “Reward: Bitches don’t get rewards.” “You were thinking about catnapping me.” “Glurp on that, motherfucker,” “Never trust someone unless you know what they’re getting out of it.” “Reward: I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.” “New achievement! Pedophilia! You’ve used your bare feet to crush and kill an opponent! Hey! That’s my fetish! Seriously. Keep doing it” “Enchanted Toe Ring of the Splatter Skunk. A toe ring? A goddamned toe ring? I needed shoes, damnit! Not a toe ring!” ["You better buck up, get over your human male privilege, and take one for your princess.” “Shit. Keep them away! I need to make a goddamned smoothie!” “Yours isn’t nearly that big. Or oily looking. And it doesn’t have that hat thing.” “New achievement!" “You’ve been hit on twice now. Once by a meth-addled goblin shaman and once by Abraham Lincoln’s grandmother. I can’t wait to see who you attract next. Five gold coins says it’s some sort of bog witch with a beard.” “...a meatball with two legs and a mohawk called a Tummy Acher.” “Your creature crapped in my mother’s ashes,” “I once watched a cocker spaniel lick her own butthole for thirty minutes straight. That was more insightful than that question.” “He rushed up and chomped her directly on the nose.” “There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege.” “Help me loot all this crap.” “New achievement! Boss Babe.” "Fuck off Zev" "Reward? Your Mom.”

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