[Verse] Well, there's roaches in the Pal Mart milk, They say it ain't true, but it's clear as silk, Palmer says it's all just lies, But I believe what those roaches imply. [Verse 2] They skitter across the dairy aisle, With their tiny legs and their knowing smiles, Happy cows might make our cream, But those roaches ruin my ice cream dreams. [Chorus] Roaches in the Pal Mart milk, oh my, Can't believe what they're trying to deny, Happy cows can't drown the proof, When those critters are sharing the awful truth. [Verse 3] Saw someone drop a number two, In the middle of aisle, made folks fume, Palmer waved it off, said it was just mud, But I know what I saw—ain't no dirt clod. [Verse 4] Happy cows are grazing free, But their milk ain't what it used to be, Roaches ruin the sweetest stuff, And that number two just makes it rough. [Chorus] Roaches in the Pal Mart milk, oh my, Can't believe what they're trying to deny, Happy cows can't drown the proof, When those critters are sharing the awful truth.
