Hi! I’m SpankyMcCracken online, but offline, people call me Eric. People perceive me as a pretty chill guy who’s kind but doesn’t talk too much. A co-worker once said I’m like a real life Ted Lasso which I thought was a super dope compliment. I see so many people shitting on AI Music and I just don’t get it…It’s a tool to make something dope if you’d just take that huge fucking sandpaper dildo out of your ass. You don’t judge a carpenter for using a hammer to make something he couldn’t make with his bare hands, right? AI stole my tech job too, so fuck off - it’s time to face reality. And don’t try canceling me. I refuse to be canceled. Or I’ll just make a new fake name and start over if I fuck up too bad. Subverted expectations ending! D&D, take notes - you ruined Game of Thrones, you dicks. Oh my fucking god, this song is so good though, right? Like I am literally going to listen to this 1 thousand times on repeat. By the way in case you didn't know, those Suno play counts include your own. My buddy came over one time and was like, ‘Oh wow! You’ve had 100 people listen to that Accidental Sex Offender song on your "Songs For No One, Specifically" album that you just recently released on all major music platforms?’ (I listen to it on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2L5OdLRVO0tVFwDzNBAD7b?si=mXQdm4aBQ-650ir_TAD5ng) And I was like… uh… yeah, that totally wasn’t all me! Didn’t have the heart to tell the guy the truth. No joke, this is better than sex to me. I’ve had multiple opportunities to have sex recently, but I swear to GOD I’m gonna lose my mind at these girls who give a shit about me not having a blue bubble. Like, if you care about something so small, I can’t imagine what kind of things will come up in a relationship. My time is more valuable than talking about something like this. So I just leave, make some AI music ironic joke story about it, and jerk off to that instead like I'm probably doing right now. So yeah, "I’m Gang Green for life". If that bothers you, I probably won’t find you interesting. But I'm curious, leave a comment if you prefer iPhone and tell me why. I truly just don’t get it, but I’m more than happy to change my mind if people can convince me WHY it’s better with actual data instead of WAHHHAHHHH AWW BLUE BUBBLE I NEED IT. WAHHHHH. That's what I hear at least. Instant Ick. But like honestly, if Apple pays more, I’ll get an iPhone. Here's a thought, sponsorship deal! I’ll sell out. Like, I just don’t give a fuck. I barely use my phone. The green text leaves me out of so many group messages and it's so great, so straight up that's the main reason I'm on Android. I don't customize shit - I literally just want to just sit home alone and make AI Music ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. This shit is so addicting it's ruining my ability to function in real life. And what in the actual fuck are Apple people doing sharing their locations as if that's normal and not the absolute craziest shit I've ever heard in my life!? I'm losing my god damn mind out here! Okay, so I haven't been interacting with the rest of the world, now I'm gonna check the news. Been a while! Let's hope we see some positive news....Wait...WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!? Trump won again!? There is NO FUCKING WAY PEOPLE ARE THIS STUPID, right? Right? Right? We have Jews alive that survived the Holocaust, and they have to live to see the U.S. be taken over by literal Nazis who cheered. Well that's embarrassing for us and reading up on this is bumming me out, so I'm just gonna put this song on repeat and create my own reality to live in instead! Anyways, [Electronic Violin Instrumental] [Electronic Violin Interlude] Anyways, sorry for that rant! Hope you enjoyed this song as much as I did and have a great day! Sincerely, Eric [Electronic Violin Instrumental] P.S. Mike, do you want to be my friend? Would love to chat sometime about how I want to build an AI Music brand and definitely need some features that would be extremely helpful for an AI Music Comedian like myself and my buddy The Grand Bleen (World's First AI Comedy Rap Battle is a work in progress to test out the concept: https://suno.com/playlist/b2cc984d-bf81-4a73-9c6e-d5c0a15c92c4) I