[Intro] On a dark and stormy night, When the moon was shining blue, Something howled across Eastgarde— [LOUD HUSKY HOWL] "Meeko! Was that YOU?!" [Verse 1] There's a phantom in the graveyard, With a cloak and glowing eyes, Jimmy's searching for a clue, While Meeko's chasing down the guy! Round the crypt and through the headstones, Hear a shriek, a crash, a shout! Meeko grabs his flowing cloak— And Sandro comes tumbling out! [Chorus] **Meeko-Doo, where are you?** There's a monster on the loose! **Meeko-Doo, we're counting on you!** She's already in pursuit! Through the shadows, through the night, Watch those spooky villains flee! **Meeko-Doo, where are you?** She's got the ghostie by the knee! [Verse 2] There's a werewolf in the garden, Howling at the midnight moon, Jimmy says, "Now wait a minute—" Meeko's gone! She's left the room! Through the hedges, past the fountain, Hear a howl turn to a scream! It's just Sunan in a wolf suit, And he's dropped his bag of green! [Verse 3] There's a ghost inside the bathhouse, Dancing underneath a sheet, Making spooky little noises, With suspiciously bare feet! Meeko grabs the ghostly costume, Gives a tug and pulls it free— There's Ossir in his pink thong, Winking at Jimmy cheekily! [Chorus] **Meeko-Doo, where are you?** There's a monster on the loose! **Meeko-Doo, we're counting on you!** She's already in pursuit! Through the shadows, through the night, Watch those spooky villains flee! **Meeko-Doo, where are you?** She's got the ghostie by the knee! [Bridge] There's a monster in the kitchen, Seven feet from head to toe, Jimmy whispers, "Meeko, careful!" But she's ready, set to go! There's a crash, a bang, a clatter, Then the monster turns around— It's just Crag beside the pantry, With a chicken hanging from his mouth! [Record scratch] "CRAG! THAT'S FOR DINNER!" [Final Chorus] **Meeko-Doo, where are you?** There's no mystery left to solve! **Meeko-Doo, we all love you!** You're the bravest dog of all! Sandro, Sunan, Crag and Ossir, Couldn't fool her if they tried! **Meeko-Doo, where are you?** She's the terror of the night! [Outro] "And I would've gotten away with it, too, If it weren't for that meddling husky!" [Triumphant howl] AWOOOOOOOO!
