[Intro] Welcome to Rift, where dreams and screens flicker, Summoner’s call, in the queue, heartbeats quicker. [Verse 1] First pick, lock-in, feeling like a star, Until someone feeds and we’re not getting far. “Jungler diff!” they scream, chat's a raging flame, In the land of trolls, every match feels the same. [Chorus] “Oh no, not again, ‘Ally has been slain’,” Rage-quits, blame hits, feeling the disdain. But here I am, still playing, it’s sort of insane, Rito, your game’s a pain, but I’m in love with this chain. [Verse 2] Mid’s missing, bot’s dissing, top’s wishing for help, Our Nexus is bare, their team moves with stealth. “Report my team,” I type, knowing it’s lame, In the circus of Summoner's Rift, we're all part of the game. [Chorus] “Ally has been slain,” rings out like a sad refrain, In this cycle of joy and pain, LoL’s our domain. Can’t stop, won’t stop, in the rift, we remain, It’s a love-hate affair with this digital terrain. [Bridge] Ass is burning, team is trolling, what a sight, Rito, I just hate your game every single night. But there's something addictive, something not right, Back to the bugged launcher, play ‘til the daylight. [Outro] Welcome to the Rift, full of despair and fame, In this virtual world, we’r [Outro] Welcome to the Rift, full of despair and fame, In this virtual world, we’re all part of the game. Ally or enemy, in the end, it’s all the same, Rito, we curse, we love, in this never-ending game. [End]
