[INTRO — ROBOTIC WHISPERS] System check… Mushroom detected. Brain cells… disconnected. Gravity… rejected. DJ Champignon… UNEXPECTED! Bloop… bleep… potato… TRALALA—WHAT?! [VERSE 1] I plugged my turntable into a black hole, Now Saturn's got a disco ball! The moon is breakdancing with a giant shoe, And the stars are screaming, "WHO ARE YOU?!" My left shoe talks, my right shoe sings, I put a submarine on chicken wings! The universe asked me to turn it down… I ate the volume and swallowed the sound! [PRE-DROP — BUILD-UP] One little mushroom! Two little moons! Three flying grandmas Playing laser kazoos! Four broken planets! Five dancing cows! Somebody tell reality To GET OUT NOW! [DROP 1 — PSYCHO GALACTIC] TRALALA LALÈRE! BOOM-BOOM, SPAGHETTI IN THE AIR! WIGGLE THE COSMOS! SHAKE THE SUN! DJ CHAMPIGNON— THE DAMAGE IS FUN! ZIP-ZAP-ZOOBY! WAKA-WAKA-WHO?! I JUST TURNED A BLACK HOLE INTO FONDUE! TRALALA! LALÈRE! YOUR UNDERPANTS ARE EVERYWHERE! [VERSE 2 — GLITCHING REALITY] A dancing toaster became the king, A purple banana learned to sing. The robots voted for a potato, Then elected a dancing tomato! My synthesizer just grew a face, It stole my hat and took my place! Now I'm the DJ's DJ's DJ's DJ… Wait a minute— WHO'S PLAYING ME?! [BREAKDOWN — SUDDEN SILENCE] (Whisper) Ladies and gentlemen… The mushroom has left the building. … No, wait. THE BUILDING HAS LEFT THE MUSHROOM. [BUILD-UP 2 — MADNESS RISING] Left! Right! Upside down! Put the whole damn planet on a merry-go-round! Tick-tock! Flip-flop! Make the Milky Way go POP! No beat! No rules! Disco sharks in swimming pools! Three… two… one… POTATO APOCALYPSE! [DROP 2 — MAXIMUM NONSENSE] TRALALA LALÈRE LALALA BOOM! THE GALAXY'S A MUSHROOM ROOM! WOBBLE THE STARS! REVERSE THE SKY! TEACH A DINOSAUR HOW TO FLY! BASS GO LEFT! DRUMS GO MAD! THE ALIEN'S DAD JUST STOLE MY PAD! BZZZT! KAPOW! WHO'S THE CHAMPIGNON NOW?! TRALALA LALÈRE! WE DON'T KNOW! TURN THE UNIVERSE INTO A DISCO! [BRIDGE — THE MUSHROOM SPEAKS] You think I'm crazy? That's very sweet. I taught mathematics To a dancing beat. I made a clock Forget the time. And made a serious symphony Rhyme with lime. I didn't break the universe… I simply changed Its playlist. [FINAL DROP — COSMIC OVERLOAD] TRALALA LALÈRE! TRALALA LALÀ! THE MOON'S IN THE KITCHEN! THE SUN'S IN THE SPA! CHAMPIGNON! CHAMPIGNON! THE GALACTIC GLITCH IS ON! BASS! BASS! BASS! SPACE! SPACE! SPACE! PUT A MUSHROOM ON THE PRESIDENT'S FACE! (Record scratch) …Too much? [OUTRO — ROBOTIC WHISPER] System rebooting… Reality not found. Would you like to: A) Restore the universe? B) Dance forever? C) Give the mushroom administrator rights? … C selected automatically. TRALALA LALÈÈÈÈÈRE!
