[Intro – Boardroom Sound FX + Breathy Murmurs] “Welcome to the Quarterly Undressing.” “All positions... are open.” “Agenda item one: oral onboarding.” [Verse 1 – Groove Kicks In] I walked into the boardroom with a gavel and a grin Director of Desire said, “Baby, let’s begin.” Secretary bent, minutes on her knees Dictating moans into corporate pleas CFO’s in leather, chair reclined in bliss Getting head while forecasting profits like this— “Q4? More. Q5? Deeper. Q6? Moan louder.” [Pre-Chorus – Whispered Over Bassline] “Powerpoint... pressed into your thigh.” “I spreadsheeted your moans into quarterly highs.” “You begged for approval... I signed with my tongue.” [Chorus – Big Funk Drop] 🎶 Boardroom unzipped We’re taking votes with lips There’s a motion on the table And I’m grinding on the minutes Blowjobs in the breakout Laps full of dissent We rewrote policy With every moan we sent 🎶 [Verse 2 – Dirtiest Power Play] Legal brought lube. HR brought rope. The Chairwoman came—twice—on a velvet envelope. Ethics Committee? They’re down on the floor Licking shame from spreadsheets While I close the door. We rolled out the policy, then rolled on the desk Pleasure was mutual Power grotesque [Bridge – Slow, Sultry Breakdown] This is how we manage performance. This is how we measure growth. This is how we fill out Form 88-P... with tongue. I kissed the audit trail, baby. And found your yes between the lines. [Final Chorus – All Voices, Moans in Harmony] 🎶 Boardroom unzipped We drafted lust in bold Our quarterly climax Could not be controlled We merged, we acquired, we went down in charts But baby, I took dictation With every beat of your heart 🎶 🔚 Outro – Whispered Like a Moan “Meeting adjourned… unless you’re still hungry.” [Sound: stamp — “APPROVED”]
