[corporate jingle] 🎵 "nothing goes to waste at cynergy!" 🎵 announcer: every day, millions of liters of industrial byproducts move through the waterways of the city of y. at cynergy, we asked a simple question: "can we sell that?" the answer was yes. introducing cynergy superglue™ manufactured from reclaimed petrochemicals, industrial polymers, wastewater derivatives, and other valuable resources previously classified as "environmental concerns." customer: what does it stick to? announcer: what doesn't it stick to? metal. plastic. concrete. glass. cyberware. furniture. other furniture. customer: i used cynergy superglue to fix a broken chair. announcer: and? customer: the chair is now part of the floor. announcer: that's quality. why throw industrial waste away when it can become a profitable consumer product? every tube of cynergy superglue™ removes several grams of contaminants from the environment. and places them directly into your home. 🎵 "cynergy superglue™" 🎵 closing the loop. [fast disclaimer] cynergy superglue™ may contain recycled solvents, industrial resins, trace heavy metals, proprietary binding compounds, and other valuable recovered materials. product is not certified food safe, medically safe, environmentally safe, or emotionally safe. do not ingest. do not inhale. do not ask how it's made.
