Kevin Costco Incident

👽🎶 “NO NO NO (THE KEVIN INCIDENT)” 🎶👽 Comedy sci-fi punk song --- [Intro] WEEEEE-OOOOO WEEEEE-OOOOO Kevin walking through Costco parking lot… Big mistake, Earth dude… --- [Verse 1] Midnight sky go blink-blink-blue Kevin yell, “HEY THAT AIN’T NEW!” Spaceship land behind the shed He drop hotdog, run instead Zorga say, “We come in peace!” Kevin scream and call police Slipped on nacho, lost his shoe Now he in row 42 --- [Pre-Chorus] “No no no!” Kevin cried Alien goat was by his side Captain Blorp say, “Please relax…” Kevin hit him with a snack --- [Chorus] NO NO NOOOO! Kevin yell through UFO Bleep blorp beep and neon smoke Alien scanner kinda broke WEE WOO WEE! Galactic comedy Turns out “probe” was just machine Checking if his spleen was clean! --- [Verse 2] Kevin sweating mountain dew As the robot shouted “MOO!” Tiny alien with a wrench Fell asleep upon the bench DJ Scruvy play bass real loud Scared the aliens in the crowd Phred Durst drumming on a pan Now the ship can’t even land --- [Bridge] Captain Zorgix read report: “Human species weird and short.” Kevin yelling, “LET ME OUT!” Alien grandma starts to pout She made cookies made of slime Kevin ate like twenty-nine --- [Final Chorus] NO NO NOOOO! Kevin yelling at the glow Turns out they just needed friend And somebody good at Xbox again BLORP BLORP BLAAAH! Spaceship smell like coleslaw Kevin got dropped off at noon Wearing socks from Neptune moon --- [Outro] “Would you like to rate your abduction experience?” Kevin: “...two stars.” 👽⭐🛸