Welcome to the Wonderlands, chaos in the air, Dragons in the mountains and goblins everywhere. Tiny Tina's laughing as she changes every rule, One minute you're a hero, next you're fighting giant shrooms. Grab your sword, load your spells, Adventure's calling, hear the bells. No one knows what's coming next, That's the magic, that's the quest. Roll the dice, take a chance, Charge into the wild romance. Magic blasts and treasure gold, Stories waiting to be told. Through the dungeons, through the fight, We'll be legends by tonight. In the Wonderlands we stand, Heroes of a crazy land. Skeletons are marching while the unicorns complain, Pirates sail the crystal seas beneath a candy rain. Every quest gets stranger, every battle's larger still, But we keep on pushing forward with determination and skill. Cast a spell, draw your blade, Face the monsters unafraid. Every victory we claim Adds another to our fame. Roll the dice, take a chance, Charge into the wild romance. Magic blasts and treasure gold, Stories waiting to be told. Through the dungeons, through the fight, We'll be legends by tonight. In the Wonderlands we stand, Heroes of a crazy land. Tiny Tina's got a plan— Or maybe not, who understands? The world can change with just one word, The weirdest thing you've ever heard. Roll the dice, hear them fall, Answering adventure's call. From the castles to the skies, Victory before our eyes. Laughing through the twists and turns, Every challenge helps us learn. In the Wonderlands we'll stay, Rolling dice and saving the day! So raise your loot up high tonight, Celebrate the epic fight. When the story reaches end, We'll roll again with all our friends.
