[Verse 1] This isn’t fun for me Thomas the Tank Engine just stares at me That blank blue face, those haunted tracks I wanna leave, I’m not coming back This isn’t fun for me Standing under an umbrella at the beach The rain comes down I ask Grandpa, "Why are we here?" (Why are we here?) [Chorus] This isn't fun for me Why are we here? Why are we here? Everyone's smiling like it's a treat I'm just sitting here in quiet defeat This isn't fun for me Why are we here? (Why are we here?) [Verse 2] Someone took my shrimp again Fork in the platter like it’s not a sin I didn’t say share, didn’t say free This isn’t fun for me (This isn't fun for me) And don’t look at my feet Seriously, stop—this isn’t neat It’s not funny, it’s not a game Why are we here? Who's even to blame? [Chorus] This isn’t fun for me Why are we here? Why are we here? I didn’t sign up for whatever this is It's all just a strange existential quiz This isn’t fun for me Why are we here? (Why are we here?) [Bridge] Why can’t we do what I like instead? Turn off the AC, then turn it on again Watch the fan spin like it's got a plan Unlock the lock, let it go—lock it back again Set off alarms just to feel alive Watch everyone panic, run and hide Why can't we do that instead of this? This isn't fun for me! Why are we here? (Why are we here?) [Final Chorus] This isn’t fun for me Why are we here? Why are we here? You say it's a phase, or a vibe, or a test Maybe the struggle's the point, the purpose, I guess? This isn’t fun for me Why… are… we… here? (Why are we here?) [Outro – spoken] Somewhere there's a fan, still spinning free An alarm going off, just for me But here I am, still standing in the rain Wishing I was home again
