[Intro, Spoken, Sassy, Dry, Funky Bass Intro] [spoken] Good morning... Traffic is moving... Apparently. [Verse 1, Talk-Singing, Attitude, Groovy Disco Beat] There's a guy doing thirty in a fifty Like he's got nowhere to be Did you get your license in a cereal box? No way you passed that test organically! Swerving in my lane, what are you doing? Got my coffee spilling, my patience is ruined! [Pre-Chorus, Tension Build, Drums Muted] Brake... Brake... Why are you braking? There's nothing there! [Chorus, Explosive Groove, Funky Hook, Bass Slaps Hard] Who gave you a license? Who let you on the road? I've got places to be And you're driving like you're sightseeing! Who gave you a license? How are you still alive? I'm losing my mind Just trying to get to work on time! [Verse 2, Cool & Bouncy, Half-Rapped] Red light, green light, stop and go Why is every light turning red so slow? Trapped in a gridlock, nowhere to pass And of course the clock is moving too fast [Bridge, Beat Cut, Train Bell SFX, Suspense] [spoken, low] And then the train crossing... The lights start flashing The barrier starts coming down I'm gonna make it— [Silence] Nope. I'm late for work. [Build, Rising Bass, Filtered] Down... go down... Why now?! [DROP, Dirty Funk Drop, Shouted] LATE FOR WORK! THANKS, TRAFFIC! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! [Final Chorus, Bigger, Gang Shouts] Who gave you a license? How did you pass that test? Did you close your eyes And just click yes? [Break, Deadpan, Spoken, Bass Only, Censored SFX] [spoken, deadpan, close to mic] Sometimes I wanna get out Walk up to your window... And ask: What the [BEEP BEEP] are you doing? Yeah, you heard me. Mother— [BEEP BEEP]! [Final Drop, Heavy Slap Bass, Shouted] Red light... Train... Traffic! I'm late for work! [Outro, Exhausted, Spoken-Singing, Groove Fades] Tomorrow I'll leave earlier... Yeah. Probably not.
