H-How Dare You Be This Cute?!

(Intro – Stuttering, flustered, fast-paced talking) "Ugh! Stop looking at me like that!" "It’s—it’s not like I care! I just… h-hmph!" (Verse 1 – Frustrated, but clearly obsessed) Why do you always smile like that? With those dumb, sparkling eyes— It’s unfair! It’s annoying! It makes my heart beat way too fast! (Pre-Chorus – Trying to act cool, but failing) No, I wasn’t staring! Don’t be weird! I just… happened to glance your way! And if my face is red, it’s just the sun! So stop smirking, okay?! (Chorus – Completely losing control, high-energy) H-how dare you be this cute?! It’s illegal, I swear! Every time you laugh, it’s like an ambush—NOT FAIR! I’m trying to ignore you, but my heart won’t comply! Ugh—fine! You win! (But I still won’t say why… BAKA!) (Verse 2 – Trying to resist, but emotions take over) I planned to keep my cool today, be chill, be smooth, not freak out. But then you showed up looking like that, and now my brain just blanks out?! (Pre-Chorus – Even more flustered, but giving in slightly) I-it’s not that I like you or anything! I just… ugh, forget it! You’re impossible! You’re ridiculous! So why do I feel like this?! (Chorus – Repeated, but even more dramatic) H-how dare you be this cute?! It’s a crime, it’s unfair! Even when you’re quiet, I can feel you standing there! I’m trying to ignore you, but my heart won’t comply! Ugh—fine! You win! (But I still won’t say why… BAKA!) (Bridge – Soft, admitting defeat, but only a little) M-maybe it’s not that bad… Maybe you’re kinda… nice? M-maybe I don’t hate it when you’re close… Ugh! Whatever! Just—just shut up and stay! (Outro – Dramatic sigh, trying to recover dignity) It’s not like I like you or anything! …I just hate how much I don’t mind…