[Intro: Beat plays quietly in the background] W G PAPA Z! (Phone ringing sound effect) (Click) [Voice: Laid-back Autotune] Hello? Sector 253. Who is this? [Voice: Frantic Scammer phone audio] Hello sir! This is Windows Support! Your Rainbow Six Siege account has been compromised by a hacker! To secure your Diamond rank, you must give me the code for a five-hundred-dollar gift card immediately! [Voice: Laid-back Autotune] Oh, for real? Say less, bro. I actually got one right here on the desk next to my Fiji water. Let me just grab a coin and scratch the back off real quick... (Sound of scratching) [Voice: Frantic Scammer phone audio] Wait! Sir! I have connected to your webcam to assist you! What are you doing?! I can see you on the screen! Why are you typing the code into your own account?! [Voice: Laid-back Autotune] Bro, I'm just getting some R6 Credits. I need the new Elite skin. [Voice: Frantic Scammer phone audio, absolutely screaming] NO!! ARE YOU MAD?! I AM WATCHING YOU DO IT! DO NOT REDEEM IT! SIR, DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD! WHY ARE YOU CLICKING ENTER?! DO NOT REDEEM IT!! [Heavy Beat Drop] [Chorus: Melodic Sing-Rap] He screaming through the cam but I make it look so easy! Watching through the lens and it's making him so queasy! He wanting all my money but he really cannot see me! WGPAPAZ, man I bought another Fiji! He thought he had the scam but I'm holding down the site! Hang up the phone, catch 'em in the night! [Beat Stops] [Spoken Word: Laid-back Autotune] Hold up. Pause the beat. Did this guy really just hack my webcam to watch me buy Rainbow Six credits? Like, actually? Bro is having a full mental breakdown over a gift card. Tell him to hit the Aim Lab. It's an absolute atrocity. [Voice: Frantic Scammer phone audio, crying and screaming in the background] I TOLD YOU NOT TO REDEEM IT! YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING! [Heavy Beat Drop] [Chorus: Melodic Sing-Rap] He screaming through the cam but I make it look so easy! Watching through the lens and it's making him so queasy! He wanting all my money but he really cannot see me! WGPAPAZ, man I bought another Fiji! He thought he had the scam but I'm holding down the site! Hang up the phone, catch 'em in the night! [Outro: Laid-back Autotune] W G PAPA Z. Sector 253. Thanks for the Elo, bro. I asked for no slivered onions, not a tech support scam. GG boys. (Dial tone) [End]
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