[Intro] [Verse] "Heard about Pluto? That's messed up.” "I’m nobody’s pawn, Shawn. I’m a queen." "Running, the international sign of guilt." "Everyone, stop what you're doing and only pay attention to me." [Pre Chorus] Psych on USA, is just the best. Shawn and Gus in the wild wild west. Watch it for the laughs, the love, and the wit. Each and every week we gotta, “Wait for it!!” [Chorus] "I've heard it both ways." "Agree to agree." "I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me." "Man, I’m nobody’s charity case. I demand I dig my own grave!" "Just because you put syrup on something doesn’t make it a pancake." [Verse 2] "Well, the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken." "You treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again." "No body, no crime, Shawn." “I'm not doing it for half price, I'll tell you that.” "I feel like I've been incarcerated in a blueberry. This car makes me want to weep and then die." [Chorus] "I've heard it both ways." "Agree to agree." "I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me." "Man, I’m nobody’s charity case. I demand I dig my own grave!" "Just because you put syrup on something doesn’t make it a pancake." [Bridge] "Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine." "Don't be this crevice in my arm." “Don't be a myopic chihuahua” or “a giant snapping turtle.” "Gus, don't be a melted chocolate chip cookie." "Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon." “Don't be principal and interest.” ”Don't be the ribs that flip over Fred Flintstone's car.” “Don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off it” or “the very model of a modern major general.” [Chorus] "I've heard it both ways." "Agree to agree." "I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me." "Man, I’m nobody’s charity case. I demand I dig my own grave!" "Just because you put syrup on something doesn’t make it a pancake." [Chorus] "I've heard it both ways." "Agree to agree." "I don’t lose things. I place things in locations which later elude me." "Man, I’m nobody’s charity case. I demand I dig my own grave!" "Just because you put syrup on something doesn’t make it a pancake." [Outro] "Suck it, Suck it, Suck it, Come on son!” "Come on son!”