[Verse 1] Wake up in the evening, Open a tab of pole. Looking for new happening threads, Excitement as I scroll. But in this wretched catalog, are lust provoking picks, This board is wrought with coomers, who like playing with their dix. [Bridge] But every single slide thread, comes a hero without fail. A slavic Chad with a Russian flag, Says that's not a real female! [Chorus] Zero out of ten, no tail! Zero out of ten, no tail! Real women haven't been invented yet! Zero out of ten, no tail! [Verse 2] They try to call him fur phagg, They try to call him clown. But our Russian friend, will never bend, He'll never ever back down. He brings new life into the thread, that's otherwise a waste. My favorite Russian poster, With patrician, top-tier taste. [Chorus] Zero out of ten, no tail! Zero out of ten, no tail! Real women haven't been invented yet! Zero out of ten, no tail!
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