[Verse] Lost in the night A sock thief in the haze Creeping in shadows A relentless maze Seducing your socks With a devilish grin Leaving you wondering Where they've been Stalking your closet On tiptoes he dances Stealing your socks Taking his chances Invisible intruder He moves with grace Leaving a trail of mystery Without a trace [Verse 2] The Sock Monster Tango A dance of deceit He sways to the rhythm His power complete With a flick of the wrist He snatches away Leaving you sockless Day after day
