[Intro] [Music: A slick, upbeat 90s eurobeat synth intro mixed with the heavy breathing of a middle-aged man] [Spoken: セーラーおじさん]：「……ふふっ、今夜のダンスフロアは僕のものよ♡ 見てくれよ、このキレッキレのステップ……そして無駄にめくれるミニスカートをねっ！」 [Verse 1] [Music: Upbeat, bouncy eurobeat bassline and glittering disco synths] キモいだけの 加齢臭だけの 恋は 生温くてたまらない 通報だと 冷めた 目で見られ悩むほど 脂汗は燃え上がる 君の悲鳴を ハグで止めたい And Woh! Woh! [Chorus] [Music: Full, high-energy creepy disco chorus with awkward heavy foot-stomping SFX] Won't you take my hand for I will be your stalker So tonight we gonna dance the police away One and one is two Don't you run so cruelly Synchronize this crime is what we got to do All the time we'll be together (手錠でね) 「cause it's yours and mine」 Forever we're in this cell thing… [Verse 2] [Music: Pumping dance-pop rhythm with gross squelching electronic beats] もっとうまく 逮捕されないことを 考えたりもしたよ ドアを叩け 警察が来るほど強く 君の腕を掴みたい 交番行きは 何処へ行くのさ So Woh!Woh! [Chorus] [Music: Pumping eurobeat rhythm with an overly enthusiastic, creepy male chorus] Won't you take my hand for I will be your stalker So tonight we gonna dance the police away One and one is two Don't you run so cruelly Synchronize this crime is what we got to do All the time we'll be together (逃がさないよ) 「cause it's yours and mine」 Forever we're in this cell thing… [Rap] [Music: Heavy, greasy hip-hop beat dropping in, with awkward panting in-between lines] (ラップ) ただのじょそうで終わる人生なんて辛い 近づけない距離なんていらない 自分自身の性欲コントロールできない 毎晩のことなんて迷惑だなんて言わせない 抱きしめたい無理やり奪いたい このキモい高鳴りは止まらない 意味のない接近禁止令なんていらない 夜空にパトランプの星を咲かせたい 踊りたいキスしたい 誰もいない（通報されて）二人だけのこの世界 冷たい手錠を感じたい 君の恐怖の眼差しは決して忘れない すね毛が絡むもっと近くで 変質者になろうすべてを捨てよう！ [Chorus] [Music: Maximum energy eurobeat explosion, blending disco strings with blaring police sirens] Won't you take my hand for I will be your stalker So tonight we gonna dance the police away One and one is two Don't you run so cruelly Synchronize this crime is what we got to do All the time we'll be together (ずっと一緒だよ) 「cause it's yours and mine」 Forever we're in this cell thing… [Outro] [Music: Fast eurobeat fade-out with chaotic dance steps and camera shutter flashes] Won't you take my hand……おまわりさん、待ってよー！ [SFX: Loud police whistle, running footsteps, and a final creepy giggling sound] [FADES OUT]
