“Oh, for heaven’s sake… every year the same.” “What’s this? The outro script?” “Mhm. No. Absolutely not. We’re doing this properly.” “Hello there. Since my husband fell asleep on the job—again— I’ll take over. Welcome to the end of this playlist. I hope you’re warm, relaxed, and… unlike him… still awake.” “Alright, let’s fix this mess. A holiday outro should be charming, cozy, and not full of coffee stains.” “So from me to you: May your lights shine bright, may your cookies stay soft, and may your sanity survive the holidays.” “…Wait.” “…Is this thing… still recording?” “Oh no—where’s the off switch? Why does it have twelve buttons?! Okay—uh—quick! A Christmas joke!” “Why did the Christmas tree go to therapy? …Because it had too many needles!” “Oh dear…” “Ah! Here it is.” “Happy holidays, darling listener… now go shine brighter than the star on your tree.”
