Even Kitties Fart

Everybody toots It just a thing we do Everybody farts Even people who are smart Even kitties fart When they say “mew mew” We all pass gas Even in the grass And when we fart In a crowd that is bustling That is called crop dusting! You can drop an air biscuit, break some wind, or unleash a barking spider near your friend But if you cut the cheese when your mom gives you a squeeze Be sure to blame the dog (or a frog!) Everybody toots It’s just a thing we do Everybody farts Even people who are smart Even kitties fart When they say “mew mew” We all pass gas Even in the grass And when we fart In a crowd that is bustling That is called crop dusting! So the next time Your tummy gives a rumble And you feel some gas start bubbling Just let one fly, cause that’s OK Because everybody farts Everybody poots Everybody toots Everybody gets a little gassy And that’s OK Just be sure to say “excuse me!”