Verse 1 I stood in my room with a serious face, Two marimbas, one very important choice to make: One old and trusty, chipped but true, We’ve been through things that instruments shouldn’t do. The other one sparkled, still smelled like pine, A Christmas surprise, barely touched, doing fine. I flipped a coin, it rolled under a chair, So I grabbed the new one like I planned it that way, yeah. Chorus Clack-a-lack go the wooden keys, I don’t know what I’m doing, but I do it with ease, Wrong notes stacked into a confident plan, Still winding round after round—yes, I can. No chart, no clue, no idea why, The marimba sings while logic waves bye-bye, Clack-a-lack, destiny’s jam, I survive entirely on vibes and wham. Verse 2 Round one dropped me in Tempo Town, Where clocks judge you and beats wear crowns, A metronome yelled, I ignored it flat, Played faster when it said stop—imagine that. My opponent was perfect, precise, and clean, I tripped, hit a chord, accidental and mean, The crowd went wild for reasons unclear, I advanced, still shocked that I was still here. Chorus Clack-a-lack, chaos by design, Mistakes stack up and cross the finish line, No map, no plan, just stubborn spam, Still winding round after round—yes, ma’am. Verse 3 Round two wanted sadness, gentle and deep, I opened with thunder, woke everyone’s grief, I tried to be soft, hit something loud, Somebody cried and I felt very proud. Violins wept, I nodded like “same,” Advanced again without learning the game, At this point I stopped asking how, I just kept playing what felt correct now. Chorus Clack-a-lack, feelings collide, Emotional damage with nowhere to hide, Heartstrings pulled with blunt force sound, Still winding round—somehow profound. Verse 4 Fog, lasers, noise-fusion night, My marimba glowed—didn’t feel right, I played ahead, behind, sideways too, Time bent slightly, I blame the groove. Critics argued, physics quit, I won again before thinking of it, Hero of “I have no clue,” Still moving on just by pushing through. Chorus Clack-a-lack, reality bends, Confidence trips and somehow transcends, Art schools panic, textbooks cry, I shrug and play while rules walk by. [Finale] I’m thinking, Wait—how did you even get here? What bracket collapsed? What rule disappeared? Did you sneak past auditions? Win by mistake? Did no one notice the drums you shake? I look at the judges—silence, smiles, nods, Betrayed by the system, the rules, and the gods. He plays perfection, clean and tight, Every hit somehow judged “exactly right,” I answer in wood, ringing tone, Like, hello?? this is a marimba zone. The crowd goes wild, the verdict is sound, A bongo is king in a wooden-key town. Outro Chorus Clack-a-lack, the wooden keys rest, I brought the vibes, the bongo brought best, Lost the crown, lost faith in the jam, Still mad—and yeah, I said marimba, bam! Round after round, I played the game, Just to lose on a technical name, Clack-a-lack, end of the scam, Still mad—and yeah, I said marimba, bam!