The Guacamole Fiasco

[Verse] Mr. Krupp that gluttonous guy you see Spoiled guac in his face he's on a spree He shovels it in like there's no end A wild ride my stomach won't defend [Verse 2] He crams the bowl down tries to swallow whole Myself from watching losing all control Gurgles echoing like a thunderstorm Regretful feast leaving us all forlorn [Chorus] Gastric fireworks flying high Oh Krupp you shouldn't even try Vomiting like a failed surprise Lesson learned from greedy eyes [Bridge] Stomachs rumble lessons learned the hard way A party spoiler in the worst display Guacamole dreams turned to sour woes Let's find a snack where sanity grows [Verse 3] Eyes like saucers no more bites to take The room now filled with an earth's wake Of groaning folks and one big oops From a feast that turned to endless hoops [Chorus] Gastric fireworks flying high Oh Krupp you shouldn't even try Vomiting like a failed surprise Lesson learned from greedy eyes