The Alan Becker Song (A Parody of Wanted For crimes against Music by Jaded)

[Verse 1] They found my face on a poster Under a busted deli sign Alan becker on every wall With a wink and a borrowed dime They said I crashed the main stage I said, "It was doing fine" One tambourine in the wrong key Now every speaker screams my name in lights [Pre-Chorus] Run, run, run Hear the crowd spin Hey, hey, hey Let the hook sink in [Chorus] Wanted for crimes against against happy Public enemy one point five Wanted for crimes against against all happy Baby, this chorus will not dis Alan becker Alan becker Sing it one more time [Verse 2] I'm the oddbo in the courthouse With a fake mustache and gum You got your relentless manhunt I got a snare and a buzzing drum I heard your sad little briefing "She must be cornered by dawn" Meanwhile I'm stealing your set list And turning every siren to a song [Pre-Chorus] Run, run, run Through the red tape Hey, hey, hey Let the hook escape [Chorus] Wanted for crimes against against happy Public enemy one point five Wanted for crimes against all happy Baby, this chorus will not dis Alan becker Alan becker Sing it one more time [Bridge] I saw the chase on the evening news You looked so serious, I laughed All that doom for a missing chorus And a kazoo in a feedback bath So write me up in your loudest file Put a star by the sing-along crime If the whole world wants a fugitive I'll make them chant my name in overtime [Final Chorus] Wanted for crimes against against happy Public enemy one point five Wanted for crimes against all happy Baby, this chorus will not dis Alan becker Alan becker Sing it one more time Wanted for crimes against againsthappy Public enemy one point five Wanted for crimes against all happy Now blow the horn and shout the line Alan becker Alan becker Hooked in your mind all night