[Intro — shouted over stomps and claps] Clarksville! You know what time it is! Kats fans, let me hear you! [Chorus — big melodic crowd vocals] KUL-KA-MANIA! Whoa-oh, here we go! Hands up, Clarksville—watch that scoreboard glow! KUL-KA-MANIA! Everybody sing! Kats on top, baby—we got that ring! [Post-Chorus — rhythmic chant] He slings it, we sing it—touchdown, Tennessee! KUL-KA-MANIA! M-V-P! [Verse 1 — swaggering rap] Michigan kid with a passport dream, Japan under the lights, now he’s leading our team. Started on the scout team, making his case, Kept finding the end zone, earned his place. Now it’s Main Street buzzing on a Saturday night, Kulkamania shirts in the blue-gold lights. Fans gave him the name, he gave ’em a show, Everybody in the Den knows how this goes! [Pre-Chorus — rising melody] Hands up high! (HIGH!) Let that thing fly! (FLY!) Clarksville, count it—one, two, three! Everybody sing it with me! [Chorus — big melodic crowd vocals] KUL-KA-MANIA! Whoa-oh, here we go! Hands up, Clarksville—watch that scoreboard glow! KUL-KA-MANIA! Everybody sing! Kats on top, baby—we got that ring! [Post-Chorus — rhythmic chant] He slings it, we sing it—touchdown, Tennessee! KUL-KA-MANIA! M-V-P! [Verse 2 — drums and guitar driving] Fifty-six touchdowns before the playoff lights, Then nine on Michigan—what a night! One year back, came up three points shy, Brought that memory back with a fire in his eyes. Now it’s back to the final, one win away, Whole Den hanging on every play. When it gets loud and the pressure climbs, That’s when Kulka comes alive! [Bridge — heartbeat kick, spoken build] Tied at fifty-three, season on the line, Kulka takes the snap—one more time. Twenty-five to Honeycutt—TOUCHDOWN! Fifty-five seconds left, hear that sound! [Build — crowd joins, drums return] Perry at the goal line—SHUT THAT DOOR! Fifty-nine, fifty-three on the board! Thirteen and one, let the whole town see— That’s our quarterback! M-V-P! [Final Chorus — full band, huge crowd] KUL-KA-MANIA! Whoa-oh, here we go! Hands up, Clarksville—watch that scoreboard glow! KUL-KA-MANIA! Everybody sing! Kats on top, baby—we got that ring! [Post-Chorus — repeat with crowd] He slings it, we sing it—touchdown, Tennessee! KUL-KA-MANIA! M-V-P! He slings it, we sing it—touchdown, Tennessee! KUL-KA-MANIA! M-V-P! [Outro — crowd alone] Who runs the Den? (KULKAMANIA!) Say it again! (KULKAMANIA!) Tyler Kulka—let the whole town know! KLAWS OUT! GO, KATS, GO!
