Share and Enjoy, Share and Enjoy, Journey through life With a plastic boy Or girl by your side, Let your pal be your guide. And when it breaks down, Or starts to annoy, Or grinds when it moves, And gives you no joy, Cause it's eaten your hat, Or had sex with your cat, Bled oil on your floor, Or ripped off your door, And it gets to the point You can't stand anymore, Bring it to us, We won't give a fig. We'll tell you Go stick your head in a pig!
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