Broodje kroket, with mustard!

Female vocal quartet (Soprano, Alto, Mezzo-Soprano, Feminine Contralto), Clown Core, acoustic guitar, piano, violin

V5.5

[Instrumental Intro]
[Solo: violin]
[Sound Effect: Rustic creaking timber beams & wooden floorboards]
[Audience clapping rhythmically]

[Verse 1] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM]
[Female Soprano - Joyful - Accompanying on acoustic guitar]
[Consonant Timing: Crisp delivery, sharp plosive articulation]
Across the Channel, they serve jellied eels on the pavement, [Audience shouts back response: "How dreadful!"]
A British delicacy, they say with such splendid amusement.
But it lacks any colour, it lacks any flair,
Like chewing on wet boots in Trafalgar Square.
[Female Alto - Joyful - Accompanying on violin]
[With French Accent]
And oh, sweet Paris, with your snails in a shell,
A grand, passive-aggressive culinary hell!
You whisper "magnifique" with a haughty little sneer,
But it’s just garlic-flavoured snot, let’s be clear! [Audience shouts back response: "Mon dieu!"]

[Chorus] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM]
[All - Female Quartet - Joyful]
[Melodic Peak: High sustained G5, sparkling and clear]
But behold the polder’s dream, from the windmill’s dusty floor,
A crispy golden cylinder we utterly adore!
Broodje kroket, with mustard! [Audience clapping hands to the beat]
So cheeky and divine!
Your fancy foreign delicacies are just waste of time!
With a crunch of the crust and a burn on the tongue,
The song of the deep fry has finally begun!

[Verse 2] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM]
[Female Contralto - Joyful - Accompanying on piano]
[Bright, resonant feminine chest register]
[With Italian Accent]
Now Italy boasts of their pasta and cheese,
"Mamma mia," they beg on their knees!
But it’s just soggy dough in a red, watery bath,
A grand disappointment that incurs our smiling wrath.
[Female Mezzo-Soprano - Joyful - Accompanying on acoustic guitar]
[With Spanish Accent]
And Spain serves paella, a yellow-stained fright,
A plate full of shells that we’d rather not bite.
Oh, how lovely for you, such a colourful mess,
But we’d rather eat dirt, we must humbly confess! [Audience shouts back response: "No thanks!"]

[Rhythmic Spoken Rap] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 135 BPM]
[Soprano/Alto fast rap trade-off - Joyful]
[Consonant Timing: Rapid-fire, staccato, razor-sharp rhythm]
[With Greek Accent]
Greece serves moussaka but the aubergine is crying,
The clouds in the sky are now raining soup and frying!
Look, the deep fryer speaks! It’s a miracle of steel! [Sound Effect: Talking appliance buzzing]
It says: "Everything else is a miserable meal!"
The tulips are dancing in the pasture so green,
The clogs are now beating out a rhythm pristine!
[Sound Effect: Rhythmic wooden clog stomping]
We don't want your olives, we don't want your stew,
We want the deep-fried roll and we want it now, shoo!

[Bridge] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 110 BPM]
[Female Contralto - Joyful - Accompanying on piano]
[Bright, resonant feminine chest register]
[Melodic Peak: High sustained E5, rich and velvety]
How delightful that you tried, dear Europe, we applaud, [Audience clapping rhythmically]
Though your culinary choices are fundamentally flawed.
Keep your truffles, keep your tea, keep your fancy little plates,
As we stand here smiling, sealing up your fates.

[Outro] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM]
[Female Alto - Joyful - Solo: violin]
Goodbye to your frogs, and your jellied-eel shame!
[Female Soprano - Joyful - Solo: acoustic guitar]
The Dutch country polders have won the whole game!
[All - Female Quartet - Joyful]
Broodje kroket, with mustard! [Audience shouts back response: "With mustard!"]
[Sound Effect: Rustic creaking timber beams & wooden floorboards]
[Audience clapping hands to the beat]
[Fade Out]

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[Instrumental Intro] [Solo: violin] [Sound Effect: Rustic creaking timber beams & wooden floorboards] [Audience clapping rhythmically] [Verse 1] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM] [Female Soprano - Joyful - Accompanying on acoustic guitar] [Consonant Timing: Crisp delivery, sharp plosive articulation] Across the Channel, they serve jellied eels on the pavement, [Audience shouts back response: "How dreadful!"] A British delicacy, they say with such splendid amusement. But it lacks any colour, it lacks any flair, Like chewing on wet boots in Trafalgar Square. [Female Alto - Joyful - Accompanying on violin] [With French Accent] And oh, sweet Paris, with your snails in a shell, A grand, passive-aggressive culinary hell! You whisper "magnifique" with a haughty little sneer, But it’s just garlic-flavoured snot, let’s be clear! [Audience shouts back response: "Mon dieu!"] [Chorus] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM] [All - Female Quartet - Joyful] [Melodic Peak: High sustained G5, sparkling and clear] But behold the polder’s dream, from the windmill’s dusty floor, A crispy golden cylinder we utterly adore! Broodje kroket, with mustard! [Audience clapping hands to the beat] So cheeky and divine! Your fancy foreign delicacies are just waste of time! With a crunch of the crust and a burn on the tongue, The song of the deep fry has finally begun! [Verse 2] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM] [Female Contralto - Joyful - Accompanying on piano] [Bright, resonant feminine chest register] [With Italian Accent] Now Italy boasts of their pasta and cheese, "Mamma mia," they beg on their knees! But it’s just soggy dough in a red, watery bath, A grand disappointment that incurs our smiling wrath. [Female Mezzo-Soprano - Joyful - Accompanying on acoustic guitar] [With Spanish Accent] And Spain serves paella, a yellow-stained fright, A plate full of shells that we’d rather not bite. Oh, how lovely for you, such a colourful mess, But we’d rather eat dirt, we must humbly confess! [Audience shouts back response: "No thanks!"] [Rhythmic Spoken Rap] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 135 BPM] [Soprano/Alto fast rap trade-off - Joyful] [Consonant Timing: Rapid-fire, staccato, razor-sharp rhythm] [With Greek Accent] Greece serves moussaka but the aubergine is crying, The clouds in the sky are now raining soup and frying! Look, the deep fryer speaks! It’s a miracle of steel! [Sound Effect: Talking appliance buzzing] It says: "Everything else is a miserable meal!" The tulips are dancing in the pasture so green, The clogs are now beating out a rhythm pristine! [Sound Effect: Rhythmic wooden clog stomping] We don't want your olives, we don't want your stew, We want the deep-fried roll and we want it now, shoo! [Bridge] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 110 BPM] [Female Contralto - Joyful - Accompanying on piano] [Bright, resonant feminine chest register] [Melodic Peak: High sustained E5, rich and velvety] How delightful that you tried, dear Europe, we applaud, [Audience clapping rhythmically] Though your culinary choices are fundamentally flawed. Keep your truffles, keep your tea, keep your fancy little plates, As we stand here smiling, sealing up your fates. [Chorus] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM] [All - Female Quartet - Joyful] [Melodic Peak: High sustained G5, sparkling and clear] But behold the polder’s dream, from the windmill’s dusty floor, A crispy golden cylinder we utterly adore! Broodje kroket, with mustard! [Audience clapping hands to the beat] So cheeky and divine! Your fancy foreign delicacies are just waste of time! With a crunch of the crust and a burn on the tongue, The song of the deep fry has finally begun! [Outro] [Key: G Major] [Tempo: 120 BPM] [Female Alto - Joyful - Solo: violin] Goodbye to your frogs, and your jellied-eel shame! [Female Soprano - Joyful - Solo: acoustic guitar] The Dutch country polders have won the whole game! [All - Female Quartet - Joyful] Broodje kroket, with mustard! [Audience shouts back response: "With mustard!"] [Sound Effect: Rustic creaking timber beams & wooden floorboards] [Audience clapping hands to the beat] [Fade Out]

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