"Lou"

today woke up with out a warning got out of bed wife still a snoring I had to pee but yet debated cuz I heard the coffee percolating poured me some brew and a donut too then my dog Sam he had to poo got back all set fried up some bacon Sam just sat there salivating but before I could take a bite I heard a voice gave me a fright said "How you do, my name is Lou Im the donut in front of you" a talking donut it can't be true And just my luck got one named Lou sitting there by my coffee cup got a donut asking me what's up then I started me some thinking I know last night I did some drinking but I was home at least by 12 just ask the wife the truth I tell The bacon set there getting cold while I was watching Lou Sam got bold ate up the bacon stopped salivating then barked at Lou with no hesitation I then saw Lou grow quite afraid cuz up till now he'd had it made this talking treat without no feet was looking good enough to eat Lou read my mind said "no you don't If you eat me now I'll make you choke let's earn some dough we'll work together opening up a Lou's Theatre they'll come from near they'll come from far They'll come watch me yeah be a star A talking donut will reel them in and I'll never wind up like the bacon did" Well Sam he whined, wanting a taste of this talking pastry on my plate just what was going on at the bakery were there others out there just as chatty but before I could decide just what to do Sam jumped up and swallowed Lou without even taking a bite ate him whole ate him up right right then my wife she walked in looking guiltier than sin she smiled and asked "how was breakfast" I sat there feeling quite embarrassed Sam ate the bacon Sam ate up Lou "who's Lou" she said and I told her too some talking bread without a head telling me what all I should do she then handed me a microphone with a smile that by now I know it was her all along and Sam he finished the biggest joke ever invented "I can't believe how you fell right for it I figured you would just ignore it I got you good, with the talking dough who only wanted to put on a show" Lord she was right, I felt so dumb talking to my breakfast bun but right then I heard Sam say "Master" "hurry this up let's make this faster" "I got to go, take me outside" I thought no way, that joke had died if it wasn't her and it wasn't me who was saying that Sam had to pee this joke had gone on long enough looked at the clock it was time for lunch I'd missed the news dealing with Lou kinda missed him to tell you the truth then I looked down at my phone was April first should have known this jokester sure was so creative got me considering a Lou's Theatre I'd get her good next year I'd win that crown be mine yea in the end but for now, she was the queen of April Fools she'd won indeed I decided I'd go back to bed snore for a while and then I did.