Hey, man. Hey. I don’t wanna make this weird, But I saw what you did. And I’m not mad. I’m really not. Just do me a favor… Put it back. Put it back. Put it back. Put it back where you found it. Nobody needs to make a thing out of this. Just put it back. Okay. Why are you still holding it? We talked about this. I was very reasonable. I used my inside voice. I gave you an opportunity To make a good decision. Put. It. Back. PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT. Don’t look at me like that. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. PUT IT BACK. OH, NOW YOU’RE WALKING AWAY? NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU ARE NOT GETTING IN THAT CAR WITH THAT. PUT IT BACK! THE NEIGHBORS ARE OUTSIDE. THE DOG IS BARKING. SOMEBODY CALLED YOUR MOTHER. YOUR MOTHER IS CRYING. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR MOTHER IS FUCKING CRYING. AND THIS COULD ALL BE OVER IF YOU WOULD JUST— PUT! IT! BACK! THERE ARE HELICOPTERS NOW! HOW DID WE GET HELICOPTERS?! THE MAYOR IS HERE! THE GOVERNOR’S ON THE PHONE! SOMEBODY CALLED THE COAST GUARD AND WE’RE NOT EVEN NEAR THE FUCKING COAST! LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE! PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK! PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FUCKING FOUND IT! THE STREET IS CLOSED! THE POWER IS OUT! THERE’S A PRIEST ON THE ROOF! PUT IT BACK! THE NATION AL GUARD IS HERE! CANADA KNOWS ABOUT IT! THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN MOVED TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION! PUT! THE FUCKING! THING! BACK! … Did you put it back? … Thank you.
