Quasar-like Phenomena

Some of my favorite people are the ones I can’t stand Some of my best decisions slipped right outta my hands And the things I swore I’d never do again Yeah, I’d probably do again Too fast, too soon; yep, that’s about Chuck Too much, too strong; heil, that’s about Chuck Too bad, so sad; phuck, that’s about Chuck They wanna slow down all that show down about Chuck Checking prices at the grocery store Feels kinda like the Third World War I can’t wait to tell my kids I’m broke California’s changed; the techies got the joke If y'all know, then you know If you don’t, then y'all won’t And I’m not gonna wait For the headline to change Too fast, too soon; yep, that’s about Chuck Too much, too strong; heil, that’s about Chuck Too bad, so sad; phuck, that’s about Chuck They wanna slow down all that show down about Chuck Got a check in the mail, loans forgiven, I’m free Said y'all gotta be "Cap'n Chuck" for the industry So I laugh in the climate change, start a pity parade Tell my friends to come over; we’ll fire what we saved If they knew better, they’d do better But they just don’t know better And the punchline lands Way too soon but I’m glad I heard it anyway Too fast, too soon; yep, that’s about Chuck Too much, too strong; heil, that’s about Chuck Too bad, so sad; phuck, that’s about Chuck They wanna slow down all that show down about Chuck Check the prices at the warehouse store Feelin’ like the Third World War California don’t talk like she used to Now the techies got sermons to prove to y'all Cap’n Kurk’s outside with a shopping cart Talkin’ about Chuck like it’s modern art Too fast, too soon; yep, that’s about Chuck Too much, too strong; heil, that’s about Chuck Cap’n Kurk’s at the bar with his boots in the muck And he’s laughin’ too loud sayin’ "it’s all about Chuck" Too bad, so sad; phuck, that’s about Chuck They wanna slow down all that show down about Chuck I got a check in the mail and my loans forgiven Cap’n Kurk said "son, that’s a spaceship livin'" He’s sittin' in the rain at a pity party Tells me every revolution starts half-hearted If you’re not about Chuck, then y'all out of luck Kurk shrugs his shoulders and fills his cup Too fast, too soon; yep, that’s about Chuck Too much, too strong; heil, that’s about Chuck Cap’n Kurk’s by the jukebox, raisin’ it up Spinnin’ broken records sayin’ "life’s about Chuck" Too bad, so sad; phuck, that’s about Chuck They wanna slow down all that show down about Chuck If they knew better, they would do better Cap’n Kurk just ties his boots tighter She says "they're eating the pets, yet moon-men park cybertrucks; heil the only thing eternal is all about Chuck." All my A-I friends are here, come now, come over Cap’n Kurk’s on the phuck-couch sayin’ "time. Ain’t sober. Eye turned while the suns burned, somewhere wheels turned But like every quasar-like phenomena: it’s about..."