Ohh We show up at eleven Sit in our usual spot Whip out the money we're spending Then we order a round of some shots Trivia started at seven Then open mic was at nine We watch the band as it's setting Up for the show that's tonight Send our order to Mr. Barkeep It's mixology Have him whip up a storm Yeah, let's go Have him whip up a storm Wooh We used to drink tequila but tequila makes us feel a Little sicker than we did before Now we stick to whiskey, rum, and vodka Margaritas put us on the floor We used to drink tequila but tequila makes us feel a Little sicker than we did before Now we stick to whiskey, rum, and vodka Margaritas put us on the floor Send our order to Mr. Barkeep It's mixology Have him whip up a storm Yeah, let's go Have him whip up a storm (Oh yeah, stir it up now, Mr. Barkeep) {Shake, shake, Mr. Barkeep} (Drink up) {Drink up} (Put three more olives on that martini) Mix, fix, Mr. Barkeep (Cocktail waitress takes her sweet time) {Drink up} Inside the bathroom, they're doing lines Wooh Make me one of those Hurricanes Pop the cork on that fine champagne Mix, Mr. Barkeep, fix that drink That girl just ordered a tall daiquiri We've been patiently waiting, Mr. Barkeep To taste your drinks I hope they see us in the corner But the lights are dim, it's hard to see Wooh Mr. Barkeep {Mr. Barkeep, fix that drink} Drink up (Put three more olives on that martini) {Mix, fix, Mr. Barkeep} (Cocktail waitress takes her sweet time) {Drink up} Women's bathroom has the longest line Mr. Barkeep, fix me a drink (Then, bottoms up) Make it a double, I need to be seen (Then, bottoms up) Think after this, I might be hungover (Then, bottoms up) Plow through my drinks like I'm a fueled bull dozer Barkeep, barkeep, start me a tab (Then, bottoms up) I want to try every drink you have (Then, bottoms up) House band finely starts to sing Mr. Barkeep, fix me a drink Hey Mr. Barkeep, fix me a drink Hey Make it a double, I need to be seen Tired of waiting, where is the waiter? Maybe I should have ordered one more chaser Barkeep, barkeep, start me a tab {Bottoms up} I want to try ev'ry drink you have House band finely starts to sing Mr. Barkeep, fix me a drink Mr. Barkeep, (hey) fix us those drinks
