[Intro – both screaming] Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Tick-tock, tick-tock, THIS CLOCK IS TOO SLOW! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Christmas is coming and we’re gonna EXPLODE! [Verse 1 – Sister 1, fast & snotty] Tick-tock, tick-tock, the hours crawl by, Snowflakes are stuck and the minutes won’t fly! Roast in the oven goes “hmmm”, fire goes “crackle”, We’re bouncing off walls, man, this waiting’s a battle! [Verse 2 – Sister 2 jumps in] That room’s locked tight and something’s inside, We hear clanging and banging, no more place to hide! Mom says “Shhh!” — we scream back loud: “OPEN THAT DOOR OR WE’RE TEARING IT DOWN!” [Pre-Chorus – both, getting higher] Cinnamon air and pure sugar rage, We’re losing our minds, this is war on this stage! [Chorus – both, full punk scream] WAIT! WAIT! LISTEN! LISTEN! Something’s moving in the dead of night! Swing, clink, rustle, crash, bang, Then the LITTLE BELL goes “DING!” — FIIIIGHT! We jump, we scream, we lose our minds, Christmas just hit — THAT BELL IS OURS THIS TIME! [Oi! Oi! Little bell! Little bell!] [Verse 3 – trading lines super fast] Door’s gonna break, we’re counting to three, One more minute and that lock’s history! Snow keeps falling, cat’s like “whatever”, But we hear “ding-a-ling” — IT’S NOW OR NEVER! [Chorus – even louder] WAIT? NO! LISTEN? NO! OPEN THE DOOR OR WE START A RIOT, YO! Swing, clink, crash, rip, tear, LITTLE BELL rings — WE DON’T EVEN CARE! We storm the room, paper flies everywhere, Christmas is PUNK and we’re already there! [Bridge – half-shouted, half-sung] Cinnamon, chaos, fire, and fuss, Presents are cool but the waiting sucks! Love, noise, screaming down the hall, Christmas is ours — let’s destroy it all! [Countdown – whispered then explodes] Three… two… one… DOOR DOWN! BELL! GO! [Final Chorus – total mayhem] NO MORE WAITING, NO MORE GAMES, RIP THAT DOOR RIGHT OFF ITS FRAME! Little bell, big crash, wrapping paper war, THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER — ROAR! We won the night, we rule this house, Merry freaking Christmas — PUNK IT UP LOUD! [Outro – both completely hoarse] Little bell or we rebel — WE WANT IT NOW! Merry Christmas, losers — OIIIIII!
