[Introduction] [Spooky] [Verse] Bit by A Vampire! now Drinking bud is all I desire! this is clinically proven! Ahh!!! it's called Ren Field Syndrome! this isn't just some, Crazy cry for attention! I've become timeless! and the prime alpha tater! Top of the Blinged Chain! An all around Muscular and Monstrous thang! [Instrumental] [Chorus] Rain Holy! Melt my Vicious intent! lay binding! This world was scaled for Titans! light me up! shine, Shine, Burn down to nothing! separate the pieces! as so for them none chance to regenerate! eviscerate! [Instrumental] I'll swallow this! [Bridge] "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Turn that burning sun out!" light the sky with Moon light! Grow demon wings and cause Fright! take a bite upon the Ripe! Send Archons ahead! [Instrumental] Garlic does nothing! It's delicious! love it on everything! [Verse] "Doctor?" "Yes, Nurse Betty?" "This man is fucking nuts right" "Affirmative nurse Betty!" Vampires are crazy fucking nuts! they scare me! don't ever dare me to venture deep into a dirty vampire's lair! I Am A Vampire And they are still so fucking scary! [Instrumental] [Chorus] As I looked around, senses heightened, hunger insatiable. Realizing that the legends were true, I was now a part of them. The Crimson Masquerade would continue, a never-ending cycle of seduction and transformation, hidden beneath the veneer of elegance and grandeur!" [Instrumental] I Am a Pinocchio Now! [Bridge] Boy Made of Wood! would you if you Could? this bleeds Vampire wooden Blood! Clotted with Splinters! Lines are clog! With slivers of Elm! Widdel fangs and Chant the Ancient dark Saying! "Wood into Bat become that!" Bimini Road slick tickets and lay the diagnosis of " Renfield Syndrome" on a Little, Green Well Dressed Cricket! (He's Wearing a suit!) (How Cute) Don't in Vite him in though! he's a vampire's assistant now! [Instrumental] Mr Noll God Damnit! [Verse] I'm eating bugs now! Fuck! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I love this! Vowwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! Separate my innocence's of drinking wooden t v Meteoric Veng Nece! Tell sent Text! [Chorus] Give Color to my face! in listed into the parasitic race! Flipped and squished into a foul Taste! Sharpened Hypodermic Fangs! Bat wings like crazy though! [Instrumental] Blessed to be this! [Instrumental Outro] [Ending]
